Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The On Demand Channel

I could watch it for hours. It doesn't matter how many times I see the 48 second clip of Madagascar 2, I'll watch it over and over again. I'll even turn the TV back to On-Demand if it defaults and goes back to regular TV.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


If integrity is what you do when no one is looking...that'd be...masturbating and picking my nose.

(via Chuck Duckbutter)

Monday, May 24, 2010


Goal is what you get for Christmas if you've been bad, right?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Wisdom #1

Your dreams are meant to stay in your sleep.

Kick It Off

Today, look at someone you love. And think "That person has probably had splashy poo at some point."